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3 BearsIn the forested village, somewhere in western Russia, lived three wholesome bears. There was the Papa Bear, who works a 16 hour day shift at the factory, the Mamma Bear, who works the fields so the family can have freshly harvested food for supper, and the Baby Bear, like all the other children in the village, was a rapscallion who opened up to all the different types of learning the village magistrate and community elders taught him. During the weekends they came together as a family amusing themselves of tales of wonder, reading from the good book to help them get by spiritually, and relaxing together with some delicious porridge. One fatef3 Bears
by ~Nightcrawler7979
A Satire for IgnoranceA bundle of pencils were stacked together neatly in a pile with a small sheet of notebook paper at a desktop table. Some pencils began to move and open their mouths.A Satire for Ignorance
"Hey fellow pencils!", said the HB pencil who were among the few who moved. "I was wondering if we can make friends here!"
"Hey newbie." said the 7B pencil. Compared to the HB pencil or even the others, its strokes were intensely darker and hard to erase but immensely arrogant. "How's it going, kid?"
"Great!" the HB pencil replied.
The 7B pencil stood up and began moving to the paper on the table. The HB pencil was sk
by ~JudeMaverick
Classics: An anthology of spamAn anthology of spam.Classics: An anthology of spam
Hello there. If you do not send me $200 through the mail, subsequently send 10 copies of this to your friends, and then send the money you got from them to me, i will kill santa claus.
In 45 seconds you will see a seies of bright, flashing colors. Do not be alarmed: this is merely an epilepsy test.
HI! ITS A BEAUTIFUL DAY! PLEASE DONATE TO FUND SKYNET!
Have you sent me the money yet?
This new product will change your life! It is called the NeverSharp Knife! It is guaranteed to cut absolutely nothing and does indeed rust. Buy now for $1500.* *Pr
by ~InvaderJhonn95
PMS QuestionHow many women with PMS does it take to change a lightPMS Question
bulb?
Woman'sAnswer:
One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this fuck'n house knows HOW to change a fuck'n light bulb! They don't even know that the fuck'n bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE fuck'n DAYS before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the god damned light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God,
actually find them, 2 DAYS LATER,
by ~ChaosEmeraldBlue
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